1. »  the lonely hero: If Society Says You're Not Good Enough, Become Someone Else

    tastewithyourfingers:

    I am a liar.

    Some people are bankers and some people are bakers and I am a liar. I lie, basically, to get people to like me, because that is the monetary system on which my heart runs. I lie to make myself seem more impressive or more tragic, both of which elicit admiration and attention,…

  2. collegehumor: Google Drive has this neat little automatic list generator built into it. Here’s how it works: 1) Open a spreadsheet. 2) Enter two related items in cells A1 and A2.  3) Highlight A1 and A2. Hold down option (or “ctrl” for Windows) and drag the lower right corner down. Boom! You’ve got a list. Here’s some more we did, but try it for yourself and send us any funny/weird/creepy ones you come up with. 

    collegehumor:

    Google Drive has this neat little automatic list generator built into it. Here’s how it works:

    1) Open a spreadsheet.

    2) Enter two related items in cells A1 and A2. 

    3) Highlight A1 and A2. Hold down option (or “ctrl” for Windows) and drag the lower right corner down.

    Boom! You’ve got a list. Here’s some more we did, but try it for yourself and send us any funny/weird/creepy ones you come up with. 

  3. collegehumor: A White House Petition To Make R. Kelly’s “Ignition” The National Anthem This official White House petition to change the National Anthem to R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” already has 5,000 signatures and only needs another 90+ thousand to reach its goal, at which point, if I understand correctly how government works, it will officially become the new National Anthem!

    collegehumor:

    A White House Petition To Make R. Kelly’s “Ignition” The National Anthem

    This official White House petition to change the National Anthem to R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” already has 5,000 signatures and only needs another 90+ thousand to reach its goal, at which point, if I understand correctly how government works, it will officially become the new National Anthem!

  4. grantlegan: The waiting game.  Fancy Attire suit me well.

    grantlegan:

    The waiting game. 

    Fancy Attire suit me well.

  5. »  Attempted Success: The Creators and Destroyers.

    attemptedsuccess:

    They’re callused. Smooth. Soft. Rough.

    They have the ability to strike. They have the ability to caress. The ability to create. The ability to destroy. They can accuse. They can reject. They can accept. They can welcome.

    They can beg and recieve. They can be generous and give. They can say…

  6. "The only reason a relationship between two people last is because of their willingness to work together during tough times."
  7. Album Art

    So maybe I can Change. I always promised myself i would, but i never did. That ends now.

    Title
    Maybe
    Artist
    Sick Puppies
    Album
    Tri-Polar

About me

Hi i'm Alex and im colorblind. You may think it is funny but it isn't to me. But it doesn't bring me down because people in this world are blind to each other. ...and because my girlfriend loves it :D

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